His Anxious Hedgehog

His Anxious Hedgehog always had with them a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

His Anxious Hedgehog often carried a piece of paper that they would often insert somewhere. It was a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

His Anxious Hedgehog desperately craved for a hat to embrace. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a hat having that done to it

His Anxious Hedgehog always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it would be simply life. A bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

His Anxious Hedgehog looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

His Anxious Hedgehog carried a wig that they would often hug. One might say this is a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a wig was the chosen item.