The Red Gremlin

The Red Gremlin always had with them a radiator that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Red Gremlin desperately looked for a stretchman that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Gremlin desperately needed a sack of potatoes to throw. This seems to be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Gremlin desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Gremlin looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided it was awesome. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Red Gremlin always carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.