The Bum Loving Gremlin

The Bum Loving Gremlin always kept a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Gremlin desired a bottle of wine to embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Gremlin desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Gremlin needed a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Gremlin desired a stapler that they would sleep with. It would be a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Gremlin searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.