The Anxious Gremlin

The Anxious Gremlin had a bag of flour that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Gremlin desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes worship. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Gremlin found a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Gremlin found a spade that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Gremlin desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Gremlin looked for a stapler that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was chosen.