The Angry Gremlin

The Angry Gremlin desperately desired a stretchman that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Angry Gremlin wanted a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Angry Gremlin desperately searched for a ball that they would sometimes share. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item opted for.

The Angry Gremlin often carried a tomato to try to balance on their head. It would have been a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. A tomato was the chosen item.

The Angry Gremlin had a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be miraculous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Gremlin desperately searched for a sword to hug. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be simply life. A sword was the chosen item.