His Boring Gremlin

His Boring Gremlin always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Gremlin looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.

His Boring Gremlin desired a ball that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen thing.

His Boring Gremlin desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes throw. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of beer having that done to it

His Boring Gremlin desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly original proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Gremlin desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.