The Confused Gremlin

The Confused Gremlin desperately desired a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Confused Gremlin carried a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was amazing. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Confused Gremlin owned a spade that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly different operation, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a spade of all things.

The Confused Gremlin desperately wanted a crown that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a crown being the chosen item.

The Confused Gremlin desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Gremlin desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.