My Troubled Gremlin

My Troubled Gremlin had a pen to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pen would be the item that was selected.

My Troubled Gremlin desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was awesome. A sword would be the thing that was selected.

My Troubled Gremlin carried a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a hat would be the item that was selected.

My Troubled Gremlin had a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

My Troubled Gremlin desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a new exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it was fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

My Troubled Gremlin often carried a teapot to share. One might say this is a funny thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.