The Crazy Gremlin

The Crazy Gremlin looked for a block of cheese that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Crazy Gremlin carried a helmet that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a helmet of all things.

The Crazy Gremlin looked for a pint of cider that they liked to share. One might find this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Gremlin desperately needed a pint of cider to smash. It might have been a curious thought, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

The Crazy Gremlin carried a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. It was a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Gremlin searched for a toilet brush that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.