His Special Gremlin

His Special Gremlin desired a can of Tango that they would demolish. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

His Special Gremlin desperately wanted a wig that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a fairly different proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.

His Special Gremlin desperately wanted a ball that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems a strange thought, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

His Special Gremlin owned a pencil sharpener to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pencil sharpener being the thing selected.

His Special Gremlin found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A painting of a melon being the thing selected.

His Special Gremlin needed a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.