The Hungry Gremlin

The Hungry Gremlin carried a rubber johnny to smash. It was considered to be a fairly different thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Gremlin desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Hungry Gremlin desperately wanted a bat that they would break. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a bat is the item to select.

The Hungry Gremlin looked for a sword to sit and look at. It is a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

The Hungry Gremlin always had with them a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an original undertaking, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Hungry Gremlin craved for a rubber johnny that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.