The Crazy Gremlin

The Crazy Gremlin desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Gremlin owned a melon that they liked to put on his head. This is certainly an original exercise, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed it would be stunning. A melon was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Gremlin always had with them a tomato that they would rub on his belly. This seems an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Gremlin searched for a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It was a peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Crazy Gremlin always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen item.

The Crazy Gremlin wanted a sword that they would experiment on. It was an unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword is the item to choose.