The Gentle Gremlin

The Gentle Gremlin looked for a pint of cider to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Gremlin needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Gentle Gremlin always carried a set of lego that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Gremlin desperately wanted a pen to worship. It is an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

The Gentle Gremlin desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thought that the idea was sublime. A bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Gremlin needed a painting of a melon that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.