The Adorable Gremlin

The Adorable Gremlin desperately wanted a melon that they would often experiment on. It would have been a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Adorable Gremlin had a bag of poop that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Adorable Gremlin searched for a spade that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Gremlin carried a little monkey that they liked to throw. It would have been a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Adorable Gremlin craved for a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird activity, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Adorable Gremlin desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a CD player having that done to it