My Good Friend Josh Showing Off His Sais in HS

My good friend Josh showing off his sais in HS. He still says he has no regrets about this. Him and his lovely gf are both redditors. Please bring this to the front page for them.
Before he was concerned for his virginity, he likely had to fend attackers off of his sizeable neck.
Good thing he tights his virginity and stays tight.