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Because you said you're married.

Oh, that's completely logical.
Not.

You're also not Captain Kirk.

No, ... I don't.... pause... in .... the middle of.... my sentences.... while.... talking.

That depends. A raven and a writing desk are both connected to the GREATER MYSTERY of ETERNAL ESSENCE.

Interesting, care to explain more to me?

It is an Irish Rock Band.

Don't tell me they drink Scotch.