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That's a lovely name.

We agree.

I'm curious, why'd you ask?

Because you said you're married.

Oh, that's completely logical.
Not.

You're also not Captain Kirk.

No, ... I don't.... pause... in .... the middle of.... my sentences.... while.... talking.

That depends. A raven and a writing desk are both connected to the GREATER MYSTERY of ETERNAL ESSENCE.

Interesting, care to explain more to me?