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No, ... I don't.... pause... in .... the middle of.... my sentences.... while.... talking.

That depends. A raven and a writing desk are both connected to the GREATER MYSTERY of ETERNAL ESSENCE.

Interesting, care to explain more to me?

It is an Irish Rock Band.

Don't tell me they drink Scotch.

Are you a boy?

Just like you but more like Captain Kirk.

So you've never had a boyfriend, you never kissed anyone, you never had anyone like you., and you want a boyfriend? Wow.