His Depressed Giraffe

His Depressed Giraffe had a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.

His Depressed Giraffe carried a radiator to rub on his belly. It was a peculiar suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Depressed Giraffe found a sponge that they would annihilate It might be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Giraffe desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been an original operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item selected.

His Depressed Giraffe needed a CD player that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

His Depressed Giraffe found a custard pie that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.