Confused Giraffe

Confused Giraffe always kept a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Confused Giraffe looked for a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a ball having that done to it

Confused Giraffe always kept a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It would be a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Confused Giraffe looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

Confused Giraffe searched for a melon that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Confused Giraffe wanted a cup that they would often break. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item chosen.