The Boring Giraffe

The Boring Giraffe always carried a bat that they liked to throw. It might be a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat having that done to it

The Boring Giraffe craved for a custard pie that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Boring Giraffe desperately wanted a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Boring Giraffe desperately desired a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Giraffe wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Boring Giraffe desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.