A Scary Giraffe

A Scary Giraffe always had with them a CD player to worship. It might have been a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it would be fun. A CD player would be the chosen thing.

A Scary Giraffe owned a custard pie that they liked to play with. This seems an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be breathtaking. A custard pie being the thing opted for.

A Scary Giraffe craved for a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

A Scary Giraffe desperately wanted a bat to share. It is a different thought, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

A Scary Giraffe searched for a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Giraffe craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.