My Big Giraffe

My Big Giraffe always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Big Giraffe carried a pencil sharpener that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a curious action, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

My Big Giraffe had a bat that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.

My Big Giraffe always kept a custard pie that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is simply life. A custard pie would be the item chosen.

My Big Giraffe desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

My Big Giraffe craved for a pint of cider that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.