My Bewildered Giraffe

My Bewildered Giraffe looked for a pint of beer that they would often smash. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Giraffe always had with them a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

My Bewildered Giraffe desired a big sponge to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the item opted for.

My Bewildered Giraffe carried a custard pie that they would often worship. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Giraffe always carried a rubber johnny to embrace. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber johnny of all things.

My Bewildered Giraffe often carried a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a melon was the item that was chosen.