The Anxious Giraffe

The Anxious Giraffe wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Anxious Giraffe desired a pint of beer that they would often eat. One might say this is a fairly curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Anxious Giraffe craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sleep with. This seems to be a strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Giraffe owned a mug that they would sometimes smash. It would be an odd approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Anxious Giraffe desired a piece of paper that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Anxious Giraffe searched for a bottle of coke to hug. One might find this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.