The Bum Loving Giraffe

The Bum Loving Giraffe searched for a toilet brush that they would often break. This could be considered an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Giraffe wanted a tomato that they would break. It might be a curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Giraffe always had with them a wig that they liked to hug. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Giraffe desired a cup that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Giraffe owned a little monkey that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Giraffe wanted a tomato that they sometimes sleep with. It might have been a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who felt that this idea is fun. A tomato would be the thing that was selected.