A Confused Giraffe

A Confused Giraffe desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was selected.

A Confused Giraffe always had with them a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

A Confused Giraffe needed a stretchman that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Giraffe always had with them a crown that they sometimes share. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it was epic. Who would have thought, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Giraffe needed a melon that they would occasionally hug. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea was magnificent. A melon would be the item chosen.

A Confused Giraffe always carried a bat that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat was the thing that was opted for.