The Brainy Giraffe

The Brainy Giraffe always carried a wig that they liked to eat. It might have been a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Giraffe desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thought it was awesome. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Brainy Giraffe often carried a rubber chicken that they would often cuddle. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Giraffe desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. This could be considered an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Brainy Giraffe often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

The Brainy Giraffe desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an original idea, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.