The Grumpy Giraffe

The Grumpy Giraffe desired a crown that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a crown would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Giraffe wanted a pint of beer to demolish. This seems to be a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Giraffe had a computer that they would often break. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Giraffe, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Giraffe wanted a can of coke that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Giraffe carried a bottle of coke that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Grumpy Giraffe owned a computer that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to opt for.