The Handsome Giraffe

The Handsome Giraffe desired a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Giraffe, who felt it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.

The Handsome Giraffe carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be an unusual action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Giraffe had a radiator to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Giraffe needed a pint of beer to sleep with. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Giraffe craved for a sword that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Giraffe, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Giraffe had a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen thing.