My Scary Giraffe

My Scary Giraffe carried a sword that they would occasionally worship. It should have been an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided it was wonderous. Honestly, a sword of all things.

My Scary Giraffe carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly new operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Scary Giraffe had a cheese grater that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Scary Giraffe desperately desired a stretchman that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

My Scary Giraffe searched for a pen that they would embrace. This seems to be a new thought, to my mum, but not to the Giraffe, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

My Scary Giraffe always kept a Harry Potter wand to demolish. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.