The Lovely Giraffe

The Lovely Giraffe needed a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. It might be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Giraffe, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Giraffe owned a custard pie that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was fun. A custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Giraffe looked for a pen that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Giraffe, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pen of all things.

The Lovely Giraffe owned a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Lovely Giraffe desperately needed a spade that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to me and my parents, but not to the Giraffe, who feels it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Lovely Giraffe found a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. It was a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Giraffe, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.