Gentle Geek

Gentle Geek wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Geek desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

Gentle Geek desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Geek owned a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was chosen.

Gentle Geek desperately looked for a cup that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

Gentle Geek always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.