A Bum Loving Geek

A Bum Loving Geek always had with them a bottle of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a strange activity, to some, but not to the Geek, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Geek desired a computer that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. A computer was the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Geek desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Geek had a toilet brush that they liked to sleep with. This seems an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

A Bum Loving Geek wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a set of lego of all things.

A Bum Loving Geek always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally break. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.