My Fat Geek

My Fat Geek carried a can of coke that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Fat Geek desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a weird idea, to some, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Fat Geek owned a set square that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set square would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Geek desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

My Fat Geek always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

My Fat Geek always carried a bag of poop that they would smash. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.