My Handsome Geek

My Handsome Geek often carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

My Handsome Geek desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It might be a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

My Handsome Geek always carried a toilet brush that they would hug. This might appear to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered it was simply life. A toilet brush was the item that was selected.

My Handsome Geek desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Geek always had with them a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a weird idea, to many, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a sword is the item to select.

My Handsome Geek desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a curious action, to you, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.