A Different Geek

A Different Geek craved for a radiator to drop. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

A Different Geek craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

A Different Geek desperately wanted a toilet brush to throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

A Different Geek craved for a crown that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

A Different Geek craved for a little monkey that they would throw. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the thing selected.

A Different Geek searched for a mug that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a mug being the chosen item.