My Boring Geek

My Boring Geek desired a bat that they liked to drop. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Geek desired a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sponge having that done to it

My Boring Geek desperately wanted a set square that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.

My Boring Geek found a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

My Boring Geek needed a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. A pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Geek desperately wanted a sword that they sometimes embrace. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to opt for.