A Depressed Geek

A Depressed Geek needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Depressed Geek desperately wanted a computer that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to choose.

A Depressed Geek desperately craved for a wig that they would often smash. It was a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Geek carried a cucumber to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.

A Depressed Geek craved for a block of cheese that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Depressed Geek always carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.