My Bum Loving Geek

My Bum Loving Geek desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often embrace. It would have been a fairly original approach to life, to you, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving Geek desperately wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Geek always had with them a wig to insert somewhere. It would have been an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Geek searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Geek had a bag of flour that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.