The Weary Geek

The Weary Geek desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

The Weary Geek desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Weary Geek carried a sword to put in the bath with him. It is a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Geek wanted a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be sublime. Strangely, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Weary Geek always carried a lava lamp that they would often demolish. It was a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Geek desired a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item to select.