The Unusual Geek

The Unusual Geek craved for a bag of poop to sit and look at. It should be a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Geek always had with them a rubber johnny that they would worship. It is a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Geek desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A CD player was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Geek always carried a sword that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a sword being the item selected.

The Unusual Geek desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a curious proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Geek desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to demolish. It might be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.