The Square Geek

The Square Geek wanted a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Square Geek had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Geek owned a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Geek desperately desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Square Geek craved for a wig to put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

The Square Geek searched for a pen to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pen being the chosen item.