The Gentle Geek

The Gentle Geek often carried a painting of a melon to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Geek desperately needed a wig that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig of all things.

The Gentle Geek looked for a can of coke that they sometimes hug. It would be a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Geek found a spade that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Geek, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a spade was the chosen thing.

The Gentle Geek desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It might be a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Gentle Geek desperately desired a cucumber that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.