His Adventurous Geek

His Adventurous Geek often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

His Adventurous Geek desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Adventurous Geek needed a ball that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was selected.

His Adventurous Geek always had with them a hat that they would often smash. It should have been a curious approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.

His Adventurous Geek desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

His Adventurous Geek desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.