Exciting Geek

Exciting Geek always kept a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Exciting Geek searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes drop. It would have been a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Geek had a big sponge to sleep with. One might say this is a strange action, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Geek desperately desired a tomato that they would often throw. It was a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a tomato would be the item chosen.

Exciting Geek carried a pint of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Exciting Geek craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who considered it was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.