The Naughty Geek

The Naughty Geek owned a spade that they would sometimes eat. It might be an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Geek, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Geek desperately searched for a sponge that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Geek desperately desired a toilet brush that they would worship. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Geek, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Geek desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Naughty Geek found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Naughty Geek desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Geek, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.