The Eccentric Geek

The Eccentric Geek needed a stapler that they would play with. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to many, but not to the Geek, who felt it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Geek desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Geek, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Geek desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it was spectacular. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Geek looked for a custard pie to break. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Geek always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Eccentric Geek desperately looked for a pen that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was opted for.