The Handsome Geek

The Handsome Geek wanted a teapot that they liked to sleep with. It might be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Handsome Geek searched for a sponge that they would often experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to select.

The Handsome Geek always carried a cheese grater to insert somewhere. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Geek, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

The Handsome Geek looked for a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Geek, who thinks it would be spectacular. A bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Geek wanted a bag of poop that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Geek, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Geek craved for a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Geek, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.