His Exceptional Geek

His Exceptional Geek wanted a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Geek, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

His Exceptional Geek desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A helmet would be the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Geek desperately needed a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Geek, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

His Exceptional Geek searched for a bottle of beer that they would often throw. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the Geek, who considered it was amazing. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

His Exceptional Geek found a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Geek, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

His Exceptional Geek desperately wanted a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Geek, who expected that the idea was fun. A cup was the item that was opted for.